With Valentine’s Day fast approaching I wanted to provide some useful Star Wars quotes that can be used on that special day of love. These lines are helpful in a variety of situations, including when you are given the wrong gift, give the wrong gift, need to redeem yourself after giving the wrong gift, forget a gift altogether, or just want to express that you know your significant other loves you. Good luck. You’re gonna need it.
“Anything else?”—Kylo Ren in The Force Awakens. Can be used when your significant other doesn’t get you enough gifts for Valentine’s Day.
“Apology accepted.”—Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back. Can be used when your significant other promises to buy you something extravagant after they forget it’s Valentine’s Day.
“Into the garbage chute, flyboy.”—Princess Leia in A New Hope. Can be used when your husband or boyfriend asks where you are going to put his framed self-portrait he gave you for Valentine’s Day.
“This is the last mistake you’ll ever make.”—Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi. Can be used when someone gets you the “wrong” gift.
“I’m going to regret this.”—C-3P0 in A New Hope. Can be used when you buy a gift and you know it’s a bad idea, but you can’t help yourself.
“I wish that were so.”—Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace. Can be used when your Valentine promises you are going to love your gift this year. Works better when paired with “Your overconfidence is your weakness.”
“No! No! No!”—Rey in The Force Awakens. Can be used when someone insists on buying you a certain Valentine’s gift, but you had your mind set on something else.
“Soon I’ll be dead. And you with me.”—Luke in Return of the Jedi. Can be used when talking to a friend who recommended a gift that your Valentine really hated.
“I will not fail!”—Director Krennic in Rogue One. Can be used when your significant other reminds you to remember Valentine’s Day this year.
“I know.”—Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back and Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi. Can be used when your significant other tells you they love you, obviously. Once again, good luck.
Thanks for reading my blog this month! Can you think of anymore Star Wars quotes that can be used for Valentine’s Day? Let me know on Twitter @ryderwaldrondds, email me at email@example.com, or leave a comment below. Happy Valentine’s Day and remember:
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